Wizard of Oz Lines

Question 1

Dorothy enters

Answer 1

If were done, it were best it be done… equally on both sides
Well, well, well! House guest, huh? ha ha ha

Question 2

Dorothy approaches

Answer 2

and who might you be? no, no, now don’t tell me. You’re… traveling in disguise. no, that’s not right. I … You’re… you’re going on a visit. No, I’m wrong. you’re… you’re running away?

Question 3

How did you guess?

Answer 3

ha ha! Professor marvel never guesses. he knows, now why are you running away

Question 4

why..

Answer 4

No, no now don’t tell me. they – they don’t understand you at home. they don’t appreciate you. you want to see other lands, big cities, big mountains, and big oceans. ha ha!

Question 5

why. its just like you can read what was inside of me

Answer 5

it is my trade, my calling. see what it says on the side of my conveyance.

Question 6

oh, toto that’s not polite! we haven’t been asked yet

Answer 6

ha ha he’s perfectly welcome! ha as one dog to another, huh? Here now lets see. where were we

Question 7

oh please, professor, why cant we go with you and see all the crowned head of europe?

Answer 7

Do you know any? oh, you mean the thing… yes, well I .. I never do anything without consulting my crystal first. here sit right down here

Question 8

find ball

Answer 8

that’s it
sit
just make yourself comfortable while I course out of the air, out of thin air… this very genuine, authentic crystal used by the priests of the Isis and Osiris in the days of the Pharaohs of Egypt, in which Cleopatra first saw the approach of Julius Caesar and marc Anthony… and… and so on and so on. Now then you hold out your hands to help me look into the future. Now, you … you’d better close your eyes, my child for a moment… in order to be better in tune with the infinite. We… we cant do these things without reaching out into the infinite. yes that’s… that’s all right. now you can open them. well gaze into the crystal. ah, what’s those i see? a house…with a picket fence.

Question 9

that’s our farm!

Answer 9

oh, yes. there’s…there’s…theres a woman. shes… shes wearing a … a … polka-dot dress. her face careworn

Question 10

That’s aunt em

Answer 10

yes. her…. her name is emily

Question 12

that’s rights. what’s she doing

Answer 12

well, I … I can’t quite see. why, shes crying

Question 13

oh

Answer 13

Someone has hurt her. Someone has just about broken her heart

Question 14

why would anyone do that

Answer 14

I don’t know but its… its someone she loves very much: someone shes been very kind to: someone shes taken care of in sickness

Question 15

I had the measles once… an she stayed right by me every minute

Answer 15

uh huh

Question 16

but that was when I was very small. she doesn’t care about me at all now. and I don’t care about her

Answer 16

oh well that’s… that’s not what crystal says

Question 17

they were going to kill toto and she did nothing to stop them

Answer 17

I don’t see any of that in the crystal. all I see is a woman who does the best she can and misses you something terrible

Question 17

what’s she doing now

Answer 17

yes shes… what’s this? why, shes… shes putting her hand on her heart! shes… shes dropping down the bed!

Question 18

Oh you… you don’t suppose she could really be sick, do you? oh! oh, I’ve got to go home right away!

Answer 18

but, what’s this? I thought you were going along with me!

Question 19

oh no! no, I have to get to her right away. come one, toto! come on, come on! goodbye professor marvel, and thinks a lot!

Answer 19

Goodbye! safe journey! better get the horse under cover. there’s a storm blowing… a whopper. poor little kid. I hope she gets home all right

Question 20

oh look at that, look at that, ooh- I want to go home

Answer 20

I am Oz, the great and powerful. who are you? who are you? who are you? who are you?

Question 21

I - if you please, I - I am Dorothy… the small and meek. we’ve come to ask you …

Answer 21

Silence!

Question 22

ohh – jiminy crickets!

Answer 22

the great and powerful oz knows why you have coe. step forward, tinman

Question 23

oohhhhhh

Answer 23

you dare to come to me for a heart, do you? you clinking, clanking, clattering collecting of caliginous junk!

Question 24

oohhh - yes... yes sir - yes, your honor. you see, a while back we were walking down the yellow brick road and

Answer 24

Quiet!

Question 25

ohhhh!

Answer 25

and you scarecrow, have the effrontery to ask for a brain- you billowing bail of bovine fodder!

Question 26

yes - yes, your honor - I mean, your excellency - I mean - you wizardry

Answer 26

Enough! uuuuuh - and you Lion Well?

Question 27

oh oh oh! you ought to be ashamed of yourself - frightening him like that, when he came to you for help!

Answer 27

Silence whippersnapper! the beneficent oz has every intention of granting your requests!

Question 28

he's is?

Answer 28

but first, you must prove yourselves worthy by performing a very small task.

Question 29

you name it and its half done.

Answer 29

bring me the broomstick of the witch of the west.

Question 30

but if we do that, well have to kill her to get it!

Answer 30

bring me her broomstick and will grant your requests. now go!

Question 31

but - but what if she kills us first?

Answer 31

I said... GO

Question 32

fab 4 enter

Answer 32

Step forward if you dare. can I believe my eyes? why have you come back?

Question 33

yes, sir. So wed like you to keep your promise to us - if you please sir

Answer 33

Not so fast! not so fast! I'll have to give the matter a little thought! go away, and come back tomorrow!

Question 33

please, sir. weve doe what you told us. we've brought you the broomstick of the wicked witch of the west. we melted her.

Answer 33

oh, you liquidated her, eh? very resourceful

Question 34

yea

Answer 34

do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful oz! I said come back tomorrow

Question 35

If you were really great and powerful you'd keep your promises

Answer 35

do you presume to criticize the great ozz? you ungrateful creatures. think yourselves lucky that I'm giving you an audience tomorrow, instead of twenty years from now!

Question 36

toto?

Answer 36

The great oz has spoken! now go!

Question 37

toto, come out of there!

Answer 37

I said go! oh! pay no attention to the man behind the curtain the great and powerful oz - has spoken

Question 38

who are you

Answer 38

we I - I am the great and powerful - wizard of oz

Question 39

you are?

Answer 39

uh

Question 40

I don't believe you

Answer 40

no, I'm afraid its true. there's no other wizard except me

Question 41

you humbug... yeah

Answer 41

yes - that's exactly so - I'm a humbug

Question 42

oh - you're a very bad man!

Answer 42

oh no, my dear. I'm a very good man. I'm just a very bad wizard

Question 43

what about the heart you promised tinman

Answer 43

well i

Question 44

and scarecrows brain?

Answer 44

why, anybody can have a brain-. that's a very mediocre commodity. back where I come from we have universities - where me go to become great thinkers. and when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more brains than you have. but - they have one things you haven't go - a diiploma. There fore, by the virtue of the authority vestied in me by the univeristatus committeeatum e pluribus unum, I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of THD

Question 45

THD?

Answer 45

Yeah - that - that's a Dr of thinkology

Question 46

I've got a brain! how can I ever thank you enough?

Answer 46

Well, you cant. as for you, my fine friend, you are under the unfortunate delusion that simple because you run away from danger you have no courage! you are confusing courage with wisdom. back where I come from we have men who are called heroes. once a year, they take their fortitude out of the mothballs and parade it down the main street of the city, and they dhave no more courage than you have. But - they have one thing you haven't got! a medal! Therefore, for meritorious conduct, extraordinary valor, conspicuous bravery against wicked withce , I award you the triple cross. you are now a member of the legion of courage

Question 47

oh oh shucks, folks - I'm speechless!

Answer 47

as for you, my galvanized friend, you want a heart! you don't know how lucky you are not to have one. Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable

Question 48

But I still want one

Answer 48

back where I come from there are men who do nothing all day but good deeds. they're called Phil..er..Phil..er...er.. good deeds doers and their hearts are no bigger than yours, but they have one things you haven't got. a testimonial! Therefore, in consideration of your kindness, I take pleasure at this time in presenting you with a small token of our esteem and affection. and remember, my sentimental friend, that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you arfe loved by others

Question 49

yeah

Answer 49

ah...

Question 50

dorothy next

Answer 50

yes, dorothy

Question 51

oh I don't think there's anything in there for me

Answer 51

well you force me into a cataclysmic decision the only way to get dorothy back to Kansas is for me to take her myself.

Question 52

oh, will you? could you? but are you clever enough wizard to manage it?

Answer 52

child, you cut me to the quick! I'm an old Kansas man myself. premier balloonist pare excellence to the miracle wonderland carnival company. until one day, while performing spectacular feats of the stratospheric skill never before attempted by civilized man, the balloon failed to return to the fair

Question 53

frightened were you?

Answer 53

frightened? you are talking to a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe. i was petrified. then suddenly the wind changed... and then the balloon floated down in the heart of this noble city, where I was instantly acclaimed oz, the first wizard deluxe!

Question 54

deluxe - from the French, pertaining to luxury

Answer 54

well, there were a few luxuries went with the job, but I look it anyway retaining the balloon against the advent of a quick getaway. and the balloon is ready for the flight, and in that conveyance, my dear Dorothy, you and I will return to the land of e pluribus unum, step this sway.

Question 55

Balloon

Answer 55

Citizens of oz, I, you r wizard per ardua ad alta, am about to embark upon a hazardous and technically unexplainable journey into the outer stratosphere.to confer, converse and otherwise hon-nob with y brother wizards. and I hereby decree that until that time, if any, that I return, the scarecrow, by virtue of his highly superior brains, shall rule in my stead, assisted by the tinman, by virtue o fhis magnificent heart, and the lion, by virtue of his courage! obey them as you would me. thank you my friends. and now I think its time to cast off. climb aboard Dorothy. climb aboard.

Question 56

Don't worry! Ill get hi for you!

Answer 56

Don't let go the rope.

Question 57

what?

Answer 57

this is highly irregular procedure.

Question 58

here's your dog.

Answer 58

this is absolutely unprecedented.

Question 59

please, professor, you cant go without me

Answer 59

too late, my dear

Question 60

you have to come back

Answer 60

I cant come back. I dont know how it works. goodbye folks

Question 61

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye

Answer 61

That idiot guard just ruined my exit.

Question 62

Dorothy...Dorothy

Answer 62

Little girl! Little girl! I'd hate to think of the kid out all night in the storm

Question 63

wed best get to town and notify the sheriffs

Answer 63

Wait

Question 64

toto

Answer 64

there she is

Question 65

Zeke, Hunk, hickory. shes over here! tell Emmie and bid her bring a blanket

Answer 65

Shes got a lump on her head like an ostrich egg but the skin ain't broken

Question 65

hello, oz

Answer 65

Oz? my first name's chester, but you can call me whatever you like.

Question 66

that's just the trouble. and I tried to get back for days and days

Answer 66

Sounds like a bad dream

Question 67

you kept rusting up, and you kept pulling your own tail, and ... and you were a humbug

Answer 67

Well now, lets not get personal