WWoW Act 1 Scene 6 Flashcards
Is this the most pathetic sight you’ve ever seen? I mean, besides that.
drop purse Well, tonight was a complete waste of makeup! I cannot believe my luck. Three horrible dates in one week.
SC javelin throw umbrella out door
This one seemed like such a nice guy. We’d just been seated at this romantic restaurant when he noticed an old girlfriend at a nearby table and invited her over! They spent the next hour reminiscing about the good old times and ignoring me! Well, I showed them. I ate both their shrimp cocktails before I got up and left – which they didn’t even notice! I stomped all the way home in the rain. I have NEVER– Uh oh. Frosting straight from the can? What’s wrong, Fanny?
What?? Now you tell me? Don’t say another word.
What’s she doing?
Women, we’re in a crisis. We’ve been fired, promoted, and ignored. Let’s do what we’ve got to do.
Why do you get the cookies?
So, what do I do now? I mean, I’ve got plenty of good years ahead of me, don’t you think?
Sure. At least two… maybe three.
Wow. All of us down in the dumps.
At the same time.
Good enough. Pass the darn cookies.
So, you’re unhappy about a promotion? Well, leave it to you to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Brave words from a woman who hasn’t even made it to dessert yet on a single date this week.
Stop talking! You have no dog in this fight. You had to steal the only man you ever had. And then you dumped Freddy and flat out gave up. You live your solitary life hiding in shapeless scrubs and try to believe you’re better and smarter than someone who wants to be in a relationship. Sorry, your opinion doesn’t count.
You can’t say that to me.
I just did. You haven’t even got the guts to go out on a date, Willa Wild. Because deep down inside, you’re afraid you haven’t got what it takes to attract a man.
Count me in. I will date circles around you and show you how it’s done.
You’re on! I’ll find us a single’s party and we’ll just see how you manage.
Oh, crap! What did I just agree to?
And no matter what happens on that date, it can’t be any worse than the one I had tonight. Oh, my word! is that… a hair on my nose? Did I just sit across from my date and his girlfriend with a hair growing out of the tip of my nose??
Yep, and it’s a long one, too.
Oh, no. They’ve got to be in here. I don’t think I have any tweezers!
It’s too much. Too much, too much!
Uh… what’s too much?
That grump must’ve had a hundred of these useless things and now they’re here, stuffed into any corner or closet I could find.
Maybe now that you’ve been fired, you’ll have lots of time to sort through it.
I know what to do for you.
Fanny, honey, can you think of anything that would help you right now?
