Jokes Flashcards
1
Q
You know that whole Jesus rising from the dead thing was fake…
A
Because if it were true it wouldn’t have been the cruciFICTION it would have been the cruciFACT!
2
Q
What do you get when you mix a baby a blender?
A
I don’t know, i was too busy laughing!!
3
Q
i have the world’s worst thesaurus not only is it terrible it’s terrible.
A
what’s brown and sticky.
a stick
4
Q
where does the general keep his armies?
A
in his sleevies
5
Q
what’s blue and smells like red paint?
A
blue paint
