Memorization

Question 1

How to present a charge?

Answer 1

Oh great, all knowing, most honorable, fountain of wisdom, excuse my slovenly appearance and accept my most humble apologies for encroaching upon your most valuable time. I humbly beseech you to affix your stately signature to my noble tome and further implore you not to prevaricate in this life-sustaining document.

Question 2

What time is it?

Answer 2

Due to the fallacious nature of my chronometer and the inability of my cerebrum to function in the manner of an aug-gust Chief Petty Officer, I am unable to ascertain the correct military time to a punctilious degree. However, it is my firm conviction that time approximate military time is ______.

Question 3

How long have you been in the Navy?

Answer 3

All me bloomin life
Me mother was a mermaid
Me after was King Neptune
I was born on the crest of a wave,
rocked in the cradle of the deep.
The hair on me head is hemp,
seaweed and barnacles be me clothes.
Every tooth in me head is a marlinspike,
every bone in me body a spar.
And when I spit, I spits tar.
I's hard, I is, I am, I arrrrrr!