Panch lines (Act 1) Flashcards

Not included: Spelling words, definitions, sentence examples, responses to questions (ex. "yes" "no"), songs, or a speller being called up.

1
Q

Rona: Vice Principal Panch is returning to us after a 5 year hiatus—So thank you Doug/Donna for stepping in on such short notice.

A

Thank you Rona, and as for the incident 5 years ago I would like to say I’m in a much better place now. It’s amazing what a change of diet can do for a man/woman. Thank you.

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Panch: It’s amazing what a change of diet can do for a woman/man. Thank you.
Rona: Wonderful.

A

And, may I add, not only is Ms. Peretti one of Putnam County’s top realtors, she’s also a former spelling champion herself.

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3
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Panch:…she’s also a former spelling champion herself.
Rona: third annual

A

Syzygy

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4
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Panch: Syzygy.
Rona: Syzygy. When the Earth aligns with the moon and the sun.

A

Beautiful. And now for the Pledge of Allegiance lead by our comfort counselor, Ms. Mahoney.

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5
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All: …for which it stands. One nation, under God, indivisible with liberty and justice for all.

A

Spellers be seated. Thank you Miss/Mitch.

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6
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Rona: (after The Rules) Rona’s favorite moment of the bee.

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Then, without further ado, let the spelling begin with: Miss Swartzandgrubenierre

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7
Q

Mom: You understand the other kids will have all won their district bees?
Leaf: Yeah but well but

A

Capybara

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8
Q

Panch: Capybara
Leaf: What?

A

Your word is capybara

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9
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Panch: Your word is capybara.
Leaf: Is that a word?

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That’s a word, yes.

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10
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Panch: “…often exceeding four feet in length.”
Leaf: Awesome. What else can I ask?

A

You may ask for the word’s language of origin or to have that word used in a sentence.

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11
Q

Panch: “…swimming next to you may be a capybara.”
Leaf: Wow! That didn’t help at all!

A

Are you ready to spell the word Mr. Coneybear?

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12
Q

Rona: Miss Ostrovsky came in second in her school’s halloween contest.
Olive: I was road kill.

A

Boanthropy.

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13
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Barfee: Yes of course. Lugubrious, meaning extremely sad and droopy?

A

More or less, yes.

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14
Q

Spellers: Airplane?!
Chip: That’s so easy!

A

Only the speller at the microphone may repeat the word. Airplane.

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15
Q

Spellers: Ooh! Nationals! Top ten!
Coneybear: Beautiful country.

A

Miss Park your word is phylactery.

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16
Q

Rona: Charlito “Chip” Tolentino is a little league pitcher with a wicked 22-mile an hour screwball.

A

Omphaloskepsis .

17
Q

Chip: Wait a second didn’t _____ get airplane?!

A

Yes, and you got: Omphaloskepsis

18
Q

Panch: Yes, and you got Omphaloskepsis
Chip: But are those rated at the same level of difficulty?

A

They’re both level one words, yes.

19
Q

Chip: Can that also be pronounced omPHAloskepsis?

A

It can. It would be wrong.

20
Q

Carl Dad: Daddy conference. Now.

Logainne: No, dads, let me get this one first, please!

A

We need a spelling please, Logainne.

21
Q

Panch: Apoop.
Leaf: A-what?

A

Listen to the whole word please. Apoop.

22
Q

Leaf: Look, honestly? I’ve never heard this word before – and I have no idea how to spell it.

A

Would you like to forfeit your turn?

23
Q

Olive: Flagellate - um - that’s a verb right?
Panch: Yes.
Olive: May I have a definition?

A

I need to ask you to speak clearly into the microphone.

24
Q

Olive: FLAGELLATE! F-L-A-G-E-L-L-A-T-E- Flagellate!

A

Very good on the volume. And correct.

25
Q

Barfee: Yes of course, hasenpfeffer. A highly seasoned rabbit stew, often served with sour cream?

A

Rabbit stew, that’s correct.

26
Q

Rona: Miss Park skipped fourth and fifth grades. She’s on track to become the youngest high school freshman in parochial school history.

A

Miss Park your word is Qaimaqam

27
Q

Marcy: Q-A-I-M-A-Q-A-M Qaimaqam.

A

That’s remarkable.

28
Q

Chip: Marigold….Marigold….That’s a really lovely sweater Marigold.

A

Chip? Chip? Chip!

29
Q

Chip: Um, can you maybe skip me now and ask me two in a row later?

A

Why would you want to do that?

30
Q

Panch: Why would you want to do that?
Chip: I’d rather not say?

A

You can either take your turn now or forfeit.

31
Q

Panch: Sorry, the correct spelling is T-I-T-T-U-P Tittup.
Chip: That’s exactly what I said

A

But first you said, “T-I-T-U- Oh wait two T’s!”

32
Q

(After Prayer of a Comfort Counselor)
Mitch: Good! Bye! Mr/Miss ____
Spellers: Goodbye!

A

Snack break! We will resume the spelling in 5/10 minutes.