Pterodactyls Monolog

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Earlier,

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when I gave my

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when I gave my

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overview of life on the planet,

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overview of life on the planet,

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I explained that I’d forgotten my notes.

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I explained that I’d forgotten my notes.

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Now,

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I explained that I’d forgotten my notes. Now,

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it’s been point-ed out to me

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it’s been point-ed out to me

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that I made some mistakes.

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that I made some mistakes.

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But I’m not going to correct them,

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But I’m not going to correct them,

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because I don’t believe they were mistakes.

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because I don’t believe they were mistakes.

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I think the people

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because I don’t believe they were mistakes. I think the people

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who corrected me are idiots.

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who corrected me are idiots.

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The point is,

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who corrected me are idiots. The point is,

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I forgot my favorite part.

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I forgot my favorite part.

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The ten plagues.

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I forgot my favorite part. The ten plagues.

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I love the plagues.

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I love the plagues.

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They happened,

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I love the plagues. They happened,

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as you know,

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I love the plagues. They happened, as you know,

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or maybe you don’t,

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or maybe you don’t,

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after the Jews built the pyramids,

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after the Jews built the pyramids,

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or before it,

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after the Jews built the pyramids, or before it,

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or during.

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after the Jews built the pyramids, or before it, or during.

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And God wanted to punish the Egyptians

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And God wanted to punish the Egyptians

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for being nasty to the Hebrews,

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for being nasty to the Hebrews,

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so he tortured them with plagues.

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so he tortured them with plagues.

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I don’t remember them all.

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so he tortured them with plagues. I don't remember them all.

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There was lice and vermin,

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There was lice and vermin,

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which always seemed redundant to me.

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which always seemed redundant to me.

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And frogs and blood and

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And frogs and blood and

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something else and something else.

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something else and something else.

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And my favorite,

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something else and something else. And my favorite,

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the slaying of the first born.

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the slaying of the first born.

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It's my favorite because I am a "first born."

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It's my favorite because I am a "first born."

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And it came to pass at midnight,

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And it came to pass at midnight,

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that the

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And it came to pass at midnight, that the

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Lord smote all the first born

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Lord smote all the first born

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in the land of Egypt,

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in the land of Egypt,

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from the first born of the Pharaoh that

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from the first born of the Pharaoh that

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sat upon the throne unto the first born

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sat upon the throne unto the first born

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of the captive in the dungeon;

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of the captive in the dungeon;

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and all the first born of the cattle.

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and all the first born of the cattle.

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And Pharaoh rose up in the night,

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And Pharaoh rose up in the night,

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he and all his servants,

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And Pharaoh rose up in the night, he and all his servants,

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and all the Egyptians;

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And Pharaoh rose up in the night, he and all his servants, and all the Egyptians;

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and there was a great cry

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and there was a great cry

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in the land of Egypt; for there was

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in the land of Egypt; for there was

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not a house where

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in the land of Egypt; for there was not a house where

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there was not one dead.

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there was not one dead.

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And he called for Moses and Aaron

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there was not one dead. And he called for Moses and Aaron

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by night and said:

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there was not one dead. And he called for Moses and Aaron by night and said:

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'Rise up and get

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there was not one dead. And he called for Moses and Aaron by night and said: 'Rise up and get

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you forth from among my people,

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you forth from among my people,

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both ye and the children of Israel;

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both ye and the children of Israel;

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and go and serve the Lord as ye have said.'

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and go and serve the Lord as ye have said.'

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And the Egyptians were urgent

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And the Egyptians were urgent

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to send them out of the

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And the Egyptians were urgent to send them out of the

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land in haste; for they said.

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And the Egyptians were urgent to send them out of the land in haste; for they said.

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'We are all dead men.