The questions Flashcards
(12 cards)
Was tonight the first time you met the victim?
No! Like, I’m her sister. What a weird question?
Did you hear any peculiar noises, or did anyone speak in the restroom?
You mean, like, a thud or something? I didn’t notice anything like that. But people say I don’t pay attention to well.
Did anyone else have access to the restroom?
Why, do you need a key, like in those mini-marts? I guess anyone who wanted to could get in get in, right?
Did you go into the restroom with the intention of doing Rosemary harm?
Well, like, I mostly went in to reapply my lipstick. But then it was dark in there, so then I thought about doing her in.
What’s the best defense you can make to convince us your not the murder?
I was talking to my friend Kiki about it, and she said I’m not smart enough to kill somebody and get away with it. But she also doesn’t think Timothée Chalamet is cute, so, like, who’s the idiot now?
How do you feel about what happened to Rosemary?
She was my sister. So, it’s like, really sad, but then again my cell phone only has 3 speed dial slots, so now I’m totally set, y’know?
Do you enjoy your job?
Gosh, I don’t really have a job. I do a lot of shopping. I get a lot of joy out of that. Does shopping count?
Do you think the murderer had help?
No. Why would you need help? The water, like, shriveled her up like a prune. Which is so gross, if you ask me.
When did you first become aware of Rosemary’s water allergy?
Like, forever ago. She won’t let that one drop. It’s so weird. Who ever heard of being allergic to water? What a loser.
How long have you worked at your current job?
Job? Who works? I have more important things to do.
Is this your first time at this restaurant?
I think I was here with my friend’s mom once. She was this nasty women with frosted blonde hair. She was so gross. Anyway, yeah, once before, maybe.
Are you the murderer?
Maybe?
