The whole play

Question 1

Wow, you guys are real downers, you know that?

Answer 1

My cell phone, like, totally doesn’t work in here.

Question 2

Valerie.

Answer 2

Huh?

Question 3

You’re all heartless! This is how you treat your own sister on her birthday?

Answer 3

Hello? Ray’s pizza? Do you still deliver?

Question 4

Everyone, may I introduce our chef, Franc.

Answer 4

Hello? Nice to meet you?

Question 5

Me too, Valerie?

Answer 5

Huh? Oh yeah totally.

Question 6

Valerie?

Answer 6

The reception on this thing is hideous! Piece of junk!

Question 7

N, no! I have determined the young lady was…murdered.

Answer 7

Murdered!

Question 8

Okay, then. I’ve got an idea. Since no one seems to be impartial here, why don’t we let the other guests attempt to solve the mystery. Everyone?

Answer 8

Like, Oh my gosh, yes!

Question 9

Melanie: Not me

Answer 9

Not me?

Question 10

Bla bla bla “Oh, well. I might as well have a last meal. I’m famished.

Answer 10

Pull up a chair!

Question 11

Pass the potatoes, Val?

Answer 11

Huh? Oh, sure, here you are.

Question 12

Is there an extra chair? I’m starving!

Answer 12

Rosemary!