Tweedledum & Tweedledee scene 5

Question 1

Clap then!

Answer 1

Yes, very good, well done

Question 2

Them is some killer moves!

Don’t laugh at him.

Answer 2

I’m not.

Question 3

And then I go like this-

And then it finishes like this.

And then you clap.

Answer 3

Brilliant.

Question 4

I don’t think she could handle it.

Answer 4

I probably could.

Question 5

OK, but don’t have a seizure or anything.

Answer 5

I won’t.

Question 6

Clap then.

Answer 6

That’s a pyramid, is it?

Question 7

Course it’s a pyramid.

Answer 7

It’s just you two kneeling down next to each other. Shouldn’t there be another person on the top?

Question 8

No can Doo.

Answer 8

Pardon?

Question 9

Tweedledoo goes on the top.

Answer 9

Tweedle-

Question 10

Doo.

Answer 10

Sorry, what?

Question 11

He was here and then he’s gone away.

Answer 11

Did he say where he was going?

Question 12

And now there’s only two of us, which means we can’t do a proper pyramid AND we can’t be a proper band.

Answer 12

A music band?

Question 13

And you can’t be a band with only two.

Answer 13

What was the band called?

Question 14

Which is a name made out of-

Answer 14

Your names, yeah.

Question 15

Swotty, she’s a swot.

Answer 15

Why can’t you be in a band with only two?

Question 16

You’re a man made out of bums.

Answer 16

Boys, come on-

Question 17

It’s not your maraca, it’s ours.

Answer 17

Why don’t you just share it, OK? How’s that?

Question 18

Fight you for it!

Answer 18

Share it.

Question 19

You are too, cause I’m the best fighter.

Answer 19

OK, OK, hang on-

Question 20

I need help too!

Answer 20

Coming.

Question 21

Maybe I shouldn’t fight today, you know, cause I’ve got a bone in my leg.

Answer 21

You don’t have to fight.

Question 22

But Tweedledoo would stop us fighting, or he’d do something funny so we wouldn’t want to.

Answer 22

My brother used to say ‘don’t laugh don’t laugh don’t laugh’ till I couldn’t stop myself laughing.

Question 23

Has your brother gone away too?

Answer 23

Yeah. Never coming back.

Question 24

Yeah.

Answer 24

That’s where your heart is.

Question 25

And my tummy.

Answer 25

Oh. I was looking for something to do with a heart, wasn’t I?

Question 26

My hands are all heavy and sad.

Answer 26

So are mine.

Question 27

You know what Tweedledoo can do?

Answer 27

No, what?

Question 28

No you can’t.

Answer 28

Boys-

Question 29

I laughed so much my pants came off. Not really. It was well funny, though.

Answer 29

How can you talk about it?

Question 30

What?

Answer 30

Happy things. Remembering happy things.

Question 31

What d’you mean?

Answer 31

When I think about my brother it makes me feel sick so I mostly try to think about something else.

Question 32

Come on then. But don’t clap till the end, alright?

Answer 32

OK.