Writer's Block by Eugene Stickland Flashcards
OK. _____?_____ Like Dr. Davis. What if Dr. Davis walked in right now?
If there’s a God, I want someone I know to walk in here right now so they can see me with Luke Stike.
Like Dr. Davis. _____?_____ He’d be like, “Oh hi Belinda, how are you?”
What if Dr. Davis walked in right now?
“Oh hi Belinda, how are you?” _____?_____. Oh, and by the way, guess who I’m waiting for”
And I’d be like, “Oh, just fine thanks even though you tried to kill my GPA with that B-minus in Canadian dramatic lit.
Oh, and by the way, guess who I’m waiting for” _____?_____. and we’d have to laugh at his lame joke
and he’d be like, “Godot?”
and we’d have to laugh at his lame joke _____?_____. and he’d be like, “Oh?”
and I’d be like, “No, actually, I’m waiting for Luke Stike.”
and he’d be like, “Oh?” _____?_____. How cool would that be?
and I’d be like, “Yeah actually we’re friends.”
How cool would that be? _____?_____. You spend all your life waiting for a moment like this to come around….
How totally awesomely cool would that be?
Hi. _____?_____. (He says she looks beautiful) Thank you.
It’s OK you’re late.
OK. I just have to say, this is just so totally like wow you know? _____?_____. Like, you know?
Me, out with Luke Stike, the award-winning playwright!
Me, out with Luke Stike, the award-winning playwright! _____?_____. Oh, I know you’re a regular guy- you put your pants on one leg at a time.
Like, you know?
Like, you know? _____?_____. That’s so funny!
Oh, I know you’re a regular guy- you put your pants on one leg at a time.
Oh, I know you’re a regular guy- you put your pants on one leg at a time. _____?_____. Still, a young person like myself who’s done nothing to be in the company of a like totally major writer.
That’s so funny!
That’s so funny! _____?_____. It’s so awesome.
Still, a young person like myself who’s done nothing to be in the company of a like totally major writer.
Still, a young person like myself who’s done nothing to be in the company of a like totally major writer. _____?_____. I totally hope somebody I know walks in.
It’s so awesome.
Would that bother me? _____?_____. It would be totally cool.
No way.