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Question

An animated fairytale Venus flytrap in Far Far Away…

Answer 1

Slaps a small fairytale horse (hard to do as a Venus fly trap with no arms, but maybe it sort of slaps with its whole body) who was calling out that it was choking (as fairytale horses can), and it coughs out an absolutely microscopic fairytale snake, who says thanks and imperceptibly slithers off... If on the other hand the Venus flytrap misses it's slap, that is because a fairytale chef (Jay Rayner, maybe chef Gusto from Ratatouille) expertly dodges the plant's slap like a martial artist. That makes the chef happy as they can now try and eat the big Venus flytrap and put it in one of their stews.

Answer 2

C shape -> C (400) G (120) S (1) , Not C shape -> J (3)

Answer 3

… materialises on his own horse at the finish and blows the winning racer up, surprising all the gamblers but making some very happy (because he bet on the second place horse and wanted it to win, with his magic terrorist powers)

Answer 4

… is at the finish line, making all the spectators point pointedly at it in the hopes the racers see it, but they don't and the fly trap eats all the racers

Answer 5

… rides Plato, who can barely carry him, to the finish line, shooting radioactive rays at the other horses to win, Plato imagining himself as the Sisyphus with the bolder, except it is a giant made up creature (potentially Godzilla exists in the realm of the forms)

Answer 6

G (20) Y (13)

Answer 7

… strangles a pig who wanted to have a haircut because pigs don’t have any hair - getting pig smell all over my bedroom (maybe it is the flying pig from my ceiling)

Answer 8

S (15) M (13)

Answer 9

… opens his eyes so big to try and read the letters on the eyesight test they fall out and roll onto the floor

Answer 10

… shoots the devil who was mocking its bad dancing with a water pistol (it takes a very long time to hit the devil because the snake has such bad eyesight) (bad for the devil who is made of fire), so the devil gets scared and rides back off on his horse of the apocalypse (but his horse bumps into a wall because he is also blind)

Answer 11

C (699) L (432) G (230)

Answer 12

… all munch on their separate eyeballs innocently (still somehow not evilly…)/ The eyeballs are absolutely tiny like raisins

Answer 13

A (286) I (13)

Answer 14

…pulls open an absolutely tiny KKK member to put a bomb inside of him, but drops his glasses inside too, so is considering whether to open him back up

Answer 15

V (288) K (23)

Answer 16

… points and laughs evilly at a small (demonic) snake - 'ha-ha my snake is bigger than yours'

Answer 17

U (35) S (12)

Answer 18

… is full of flaming snakes coming out the breaks a bit like medusa, the hellish snakes also causing it to light up a bit like a real lightbulb, sone of the snakes slip like sausages out of the lightbulb into a very small patch of sea underneath, putting them out into stone and cause steam to hiss up clouding the lightbulb

Answer 19

S (130) C (12)

Answer 20

… cooks poo on a stick (over the fires of hell) and eats it - I guess he wasn't a very nice guy so that's the food situation for him in hell, or maybe it Is traditional

Answer 21

M (23) W (13)

Answer 22

... plays with the chickens - more fun than making atomic bombs

Answer 23

… uses his shovel to open up a (statue of) Plato like a V (half buried in the mud and poo with chickens squawking around it) (obviously it was just trash in the way of the construction of the new henhouse ad not an ancient historical artefact)

Answer 24

V (52) Y (40)

Answer 25

… cuts the pig's hair

Answer 26

Strangles an octopus and puts it by the neck into the broken part of the lightbulb to transfer it back to the lake where It belongs, (not on the farmland)

Answer 27

S (509) C (416)

Answer 28

… pours a mug of tea into the cartoon devil's eyes, which are absolutely tiny (for context she is doing this because the devil stole her doughnut mandrake plant thing that she was going to eat with her tea).

Answer 29

T (442) L (365) I (20)

Answer 30

… has 2 yellow people from the Simpsons fornicating inside of it (maybe Homer and Marge… Homer isn't clever enough to realise the flimsy tent is not much protection of their dignity from e.g. Moe and Flanders outside)

Answer 31

… gets stung by a cartoon bee and in trying to slap it away they fall off the roller-coaster/monorail into the burning tyre pit before it begins the tycoon's evil plan

Answer 32

… puts an infidel's eye under the bed (probably saved from a recent expedition) (instead of the usual pea)

Answer 33

… gets sucked into the pits of hell (maybe by a fiery kraken) because being a pirate obviously negates his royal duties, even though Prince Harry obviously wanted to leave the royal life behind

Answer 34

… rears the horse he is on (on a ship which is weird) but because he doesn't have any hands being a dick, falls flat on his face

Answer 35

… pulls apart Plato, who was asking how Godzilla got onto the pirate ship in the first place

Answer 36

V (69) Y (50)

Answer 37

... strangles a small octopus in the middle of the octopus versus pirate battle happening on the ship (a bit like the battle against the kraken in pirates of the Caribbean) before putting the strangled octopus in the hole in it's bulb in order for both its arms to be free again (perhaps to draw its cutlass) (if I want to feel better the octopus then comes back to life and causes a nuisance in the bulb :) )

Answer 38

S (397) C (100)

Answer 39

… flies over to a pirate snake the whole pirate ship is run by pirate snakes) and jabs his finger into it as he flies past, causing the snake to throw up sea water and fall into the sea

Answer 40

U (28) S (20) C (10)

Answer 41

… buzzes off like a bee as his ship explodes, seeing Roadrunner on a neighbouring ship so flying over to try and eat him

Answer 42

… materialises onto one of the blades of grass by quantum fluke, just for a passing KKK member to pick it up because he thinks it looks nice (being in the KKK he has terrible taste)

Answer 43

Y (57) K (39)

Answer 44

… appears in the very grand toiled because he was desperate for the loo but mistook the castley stately home for Hogwarts. Oh well it is still somewhere to go. He then whips out his tiny V.

Answer 45

Y (100) W (70) V (1)

Answer 46

… throws corn at a zebra in one of the oil paintings. He may be a good swimmer but he is not the brightest of the bunch, and doesn't realise the zebra is not real.

Answer 47

N (10) Z (4)

Answer 48

… cook the grand toilet on a spit. It taking all three of them to manage to turn the handle. They are cooking the grand toilet because it is too old fashioned for them to use (they use a plastic potty)

Answer 49

M (20) W (12)

Answer 50

… rides one of the horses from the stable around the house, knocking over oil paintings and suits of armour with his robot arms and generally causing havoc

Answer 51

Buzzes off out a window because he thinks he can hear Roadrunner amidst the peacocks in the gardens

Answer 52

… stands around nonchalantly eating a doughnut, not realising how much of a massive tradgedy he is in the middle of an active engagement with a massive target suit on

Answer 53

… gets sucked to hell (for being a villain, and because the underneath of those portacabin toilets basically are hell anyways)

Answer 54

… gets sucked into hell, hell being in caves and Warwik Davies being dead now I guess he'd have to go to one or the other

Answer 55

… has his eyeballs fall out because he hasn't used them so long, being in this cave on orders of his master and getting all sorts of diseases (I suppose peasants did live in caves sometimes when they were so poor they couldn't have a house and/or are hiding from a war, plague or knight)

Answer 56

… munches on a small Shrek's small eye, much to the horror of the other characters in Far Far Away, why would she make such a show of it? (Using a harry potter spell to get the eye out)

Answer 57

A (688) E (378) I (183)

Answer 58

... pulls open a mini fairytale animated Plato, who had been questioning his religion on the pews (with Harry Potter magic), only to reveal a tiny KKK member hidden inside him, who had been trying to sabotage Plato by forcing him to become a Christian as some sort of confusing long term white power strategy (Plato was white anyway which is weird). So actually fairytale Mrs Sprout was doing Plate a favour here, even if it might not have looked like it. Especially if, it being a fairytale, Plate can just get stuck back together

Answer 59

V (255) Y (100) K (10)

Answer 60

… middle manager gold miner pours water on a tiny animated snake because he is not hitting his targets for gold mined in Far Far Away (not good for the computer making it fizz and crackle - definitely won't be able to hit their gold quota after that) maybe because he is too small to touch his mouse and maybe because Far Far Away doesn't have gold in it, it is full of dancing animals and they are all distracted by the whole Shrek thing

Answer 61

C (22) S (1)

Answer 62

… gets stung by a big animated fairytale bee, 'gocha' the bee says, being able to talk as a fairytale bee, and stings the gold miner, who drops his flask causing the whole experiment to go up in fairytale pink smoke and stars. The bee must have had it in for the miner because they were trying to manufacture fairytale fake honey

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