Act 2 Scene 3

Question 1

RR: (enters looking at stars) I know you’re mad, Didi, and you want to get that divorce. Well, you can go right ahead and get it because I’m already remarried. Once I got picked up by the space ship, I was only subject to intergalactic law.

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Answer 1

Didi: I’m gonna go in the house and I’m gonna get my sawed off uzi, and I’m gonna blow your cheatin ass away. God… (snapped silent, exits to change to PETEY)

Question 2

RR: That’ll keep her put… and there’s Petey right on time.

Answer 2

Petey: Hey, R.R., I appreciate your doing this. Come on you guys, catch up. It’s just R.R., you remember him. He’s taking you with him.

Question 3

RR: Is this all of them?

Answer 3

Petey: Most. Some didn’t want to leave earth. What’s wrong with you, Fresno? What are you growling at? Is that Didi over there? Why is she frozen like that?

Question 4

RR: I’ve got her on ice, but we got to hurry

Answer 4

Petey: Come on, everybody. Now, Nedra, relax. RR says there’s lots of snakes where he’s going

Question 5

RR: Is she a python?

Answer 5

Petey: No, she’s just a big rattle snake born without fangs. It wreaks havoc on her self esteem. Come on, Paula, iguanas too.

Question 6

RR: That’s a cute little alligator behind Paula

Answer 6

Petey: That’s Percy. He’s had a rough time here on the desert. You have to make sure they bunk together, lizards are clannish.

Question 7

RR: Is something wrong with that rabbit?

Answer 7

Petey: Oh, Judy? She won’t breed.

Question 8

RR: Is she sick?

Answer 8

Petey: No, just real picky.

Question 9

RR: I don’t think Fresno wants to go.

Answer 9

Petey: Let me talk to him. Come here, Fresno. There’s nothing to be afraid of. Where you’re going nobody will be shooting at you from a helicopter. You don’t want to stay here. This place has gone from mean to meaner, full of bad losers and worse winners. They’ve got a huntin’ season for everything short of mosquitos. They chop down trees like they were communists and exterminators are serving in Congress. You’re going to where nobody can hurt you. You can be a coyote without the consequences. After global warming, RR can bring you back to repopulate the Earth. Nobodoy’s likely to survive that but cockroaches and coyotes. Well, Madonna will probably make it.

Question 10

RR: We better move quick. I’ve got Didi on a timer.

Answer 10

Petey: All right all of you, let’s go. Hurry up.

Question 11

RR: We’ll meet here from time to time, and I’ll take on all the ones you can’t place

Answer 11

Petey: I’d like to go with you RR

Question 12

RR: They need you down here, Petey.

Answer 12

Petey: Oh yeah, Bye RR

Question 13

RR: See you Petey (Petey exits and RR snaps finger)

Answer 13

Didi: (offstage) … dammit!