Flashcards in HPsyHD S5 (Done) Deck (6)
Iain speaks frantically into the phone, 'My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart.'
'Is this her first child?' the doctor queries.
'No, you idiot.' Iain shouts. 'This is her husband.'
What is the difference between God and a neurosurgeon?
God Doesn't think he's a neurosurgeon
Why did the doctor tell the nurse to walk past the pill cupboard quietly?
So she wouldn't wake the sleeping pills!!!!
There were five in the bed, and the little one said -
"These NHS cuts are getting a bit much."
Doctor: “I am not exactly sure of the cause. I think it could be due to alcohol.”
Patient: “That’s OK. I will come back when you are sober."