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Question 1

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Answer 1

Igloos it together

Question 2

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

Answer 2

An irrelephant

Question 3

What doe you call a fat psychic?

Answer 3

A four-chin teller

Question 4

Why did the cookie cry?

Answer 4

Because his father was a wafer so long

Question 5

Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?

Answer 5

Because it’s two tired

Question 6

Man: “I’ve broken my arm in several places…”

Answer 6

Doctor: “Well don’t go to those places”

Question 7

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

Answer 7

Its fine, he woke up

Question 8

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Answer 8

Because if they fell forward they’d still be in the boat