Flashcards in A2: #13 Delta Nu Nu Nu Deck (29):
Singing; you are a delta nu!
Delta Nu's former UCLA president Elle woods! I knew I recognised your mug shot!
Brooke; shut up!
Oh yeah! Your DVD's got me in shape to be June for the girls of UCLA calendar.
Brooke; that's so great! Thank god someone in this legal team gets me.
Sisterhoods forever. I believe you. And I will fight with everything I have to clear your good name. But that involves an alibi...
Brooke; I can't tell it.
Everyone has their secrets. For years I denied my highlights.
Brooke; .... If I tell you... Will you Delta Nu Sister Swear not to tell anyone?
I will Double Delta Nu Sister Swear.
Brooke: (whispers) Lipo
Brooke (quiet again) Lipo
Brooke you're going to have to speak up I can't-
Brooke: (Bursts like a geyser) LIPOSUCTION! MINIMALLY INVASIVE, OUTPATIENT LIPO, BUT LIPO!
Oh my god!
Brooke: I had to do it. Serious cottage cheese was showing on my ass.
Your secrets safe with me.
Callahan; where's Brooke?
The guard took her back.
But I got her alibi.
Callahan: you're kidding. So. What is it?
I'm afraid I can't tell you.
Callahan: why not?
I double delta nu sister swore not to.
V: elle, this is not some little sorority thing...
Oh I know. It's a big sorority thing. But don't worry: Brooke really had nothing to do with this. Think about it: Brooke's a fitness queen. Exercise gives you endorphins, and endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't kill!!
V: Elle, are you serious? If you don't give up this alibi, we will all lose the case.
Then I guess we're not very good lawyers.
Warner;...... Waiting for you when you get out.
But I gave Brooke my word.
Warner; so what who cares?
Callahan; .... Except you two. I'd rather not see ratty corduroy or legally blonde again today.
Emmett, I'm sorry-
Emmett; I don't need you to be sorry. I need you to tell me the alibi.
I can't because I have Brooke my word. Having an alibi isn't the only way to win this case.
Emmett; no but it sure would help.
Work with me. Well free Brooke the right way. The noble way.
Emmett; this isn't a lifetime original movie, Elle. I'm not interested in nobility right now, im more interested in saving Brooke's life.
No you're not. You're more interested in impressing Callahan.
Emmett; well he IS my boss. And if I impress him he'll make me associate.
And jeopardise the clients trust and our own integrity?
Emmett; well when you put it that way.
Exactly. You butt head. My word means something, I know yours does too.
Emmett; no ones called me a butt head since third grade.
Maybe not to your face. Cmon lets get out of here.
Emmett; why do you always have to be right?
I don't have to be. When I'm with you, I just am. Hey if you impress Callahan, I can help.
Emmett; okay. How?
Listen, I love your scruffy vibe, but "casual Friday" is so not in callahan's vocabulary, and you have to dress the part if you want to get ahead.
Emmett; Elle, didn't your mother ever teach you about not judging a book by its cover?
She did. And books with tattered covers stay on the shelf.
Emmett; thanks a lot.
Emmett, this isn't a perfect world. Think people haven't judged me my whole life? Think it wasn't a good idea to make navy my new pink?