Flashcards in Scene 7: Deck (10):
Paulette: .... I'm sorta like Allstate, but for hair.
Make me a brunette.
Paulett: what? Brunette? Honey,
You're a genetic lotto win! Alright something else is goin on here. Back up. Paulettes listenin. Spill.
Okay. I'm Elle woods, and I came all the way out for Harvard law school-
Paulette: that's a good school.
I know right? And I did it to follow my one true love Warner out here and now he's .... (Gagging)
Dating this evil preppie.
Paulette: So what's she got that you don't got? Three tits?
She's (air quotes) "serious"
Paulette: seriously, she have three tits?
No, she's a constipated polo shirt with a mousy brown bib. Apparently that's what Warner wants. So you have to make me a brunette.
Paulette: see it's our annual glamour shot. We're little sailors.
Beyond adorable. And no woman should be denied her dog.
Whitney: .... Now that's a party.
There's a party?
Oh. Hello, Vivienne.
Viv: definitely come. It's a costume party.
I love costume parties.
Viv: of course you do... Next Friday at 8.... See you there