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1

Singing; so forgive me for not weeping at your tale.

Excuse me! Just because you've got some kind of chip on your shoulder.

2

Sing; you might wanna get one as well

I'm sorry but that sounds highly negative.

3

.... And I want my sweatshirt back.

Wait! Two jobs plus law school?

4

I haven't slept since 1988

Seriously, how did you do it?

5

Singing; Little miss woods comma Elle

I just need to prove to everyone that I'm serious.

6

In dorm room*** Elle goes side stage to get changed

Make yourself at home.

7

You drink a lot of red bull, don't you?

It gives me energy!

8

So you can stay up late studying?

What?

9

I said studying!!! You do study, don't you? Where are those law books?

They're under the-

10

Under the-

Pile of-

11

Pile of-

There.
They're here somewhere

12

Singing; clear it off and find some room for books instead.

Hey, what are you doing?

13

Glo-o-o-Ria***

Bye Warner! Merry Christmas! Enjoy vail!!

14

Paulette; Okay, focus, Elle focus! The case of "Russell v. Sullivan"

- determined that Russell was legally the child's father even though he was just a sperm donor.

15

Emmett; ho ho ho

Emmett. This is my friend paulette.

16

Emmett; for you. Not quite as good as going home for Christmas, but....

You are too sweet!

17

It's a real timesaver. It's shampoo and conditioner in one!

Ahhhhhh

18

Paulette: ... Bye bye.

To Emmett**
Thankyou! You are so adorable to think of me.

19

Warner. Elle. Hey. Have you seen Viv? I've been looking everywhere for her ...

Yeah (twitterpated)
I mean no (beat)

20

Callahan; yes ms. Woods?

Mr. Hunnington makes an excellent point, but did the defendant keep a Log of every sperm emission made throughout his life?

21

Callahan; interesting. Why do you ask?

Well, unless the defendant attempted to contact every sexual encounter to find if a child resulted from those unions, he has no parental claim over this child whatsoever. Why now, why this sperm?

22

Callahan; I see your point.

... And by mr. Hunnington's standard, all masturbatory emissions where the sperm was clearly not seeking an egg could be called reckless abandonment.

23

Callahan; ms. Woods, excellent work today. I assume you're applying for my internship. Do you have a resume?

I'm one step ahead of you.
Here you go, and thanks in advance for your consideration.