Flashcards in chip on my shoulder lines Deck (23):
Singing; so forgive me for not weeping at your tale.
Excuse me! Just because you've got some kind of chip on your shoulder.
Sing; you might wanna get one as well
I'm sorry but that sounds highly negative.
.... And I want my sweatshirt back.
Wait! Two jobs plus law school?
I haven't slept since 1988
Seriously, how did you do it?
Singing; Little miss woods comma Elle
I just need to prove to everyone that I'm serious.
In dorm room*** Elle goes side stage to get changed
Make yourself at home.
You drink a lot of red bull, don't you?
It gives me energy!
So you can stay up late studying?
I said studying!!! You do study, don't you? Where are those law books?
They're under the-
They're here somewhere
Singing; clear it off and find some room for books instead.
Hey, what are you doing?
Bye Warner! Merry Christmas! Enjoy vail!!
Paulette; Okay, focus, Elle focus! The case of "Russell v. Sullivan"
- determined that Russell was legally the child's father even though he was just a sperm donor.
Emmett; ho ho ho
Emmett. This is my friend paulette.
Emmett; for you. Not quite as good as going home for Christmas, but....
You are too sweet!
It's a real timesaver. It's shampoo and conditioner in one!
Paulette: ... Bye bye.
Thankyou! You are so adorable to think of me.
Warner. Elle. Hey. Have you seen Viv? I've been looking everywhere for her ...
I mean no (beat)
Callahan; yes ms. Woods?
Mr. Hunnington makes an excellent point, but did the defendant keep a Log of every sperm emission made throughout his life?
Callahan; interesting. Why do you ask?
Well, unless the defendant attempted to contact every sexual encounter to find if a child resulted from those unions, he has no parental claim over this child whatsoever. Why now, why this sperm?
Callahan; I see your point.
... And by mr. Hunnington's standard, all masturbatory emissions where the sperm was clearly not seeking an egg could be called reckless abandonment.