Being Asked Friendly Questions Flashcards
1
Q
Is mingyun coming
A
Well i think he always does but im not sure about alren
2
Q
How are you
A
I dont know, but how could it be better than this
3
Q
How do you get your iron (ie diet)
A
I go to the gym
4
Q
What makes you happy
A
Ignorance, oxytocin
5
Q
Did you go for an interview
A
Well it was really more of a formality
6
Q
Whats your favourite animal
A
Tesla bull
7
Q
How do you best learn?
A
I believe osmosis
8
Q
Karl, salt and pepper?
A
No..i have black hair
9
Q
Do you know who her friends are
A
Her best friends are diamonds
10
Q
Will it he a boy or a girl?
A
Yes it will be a boy or a girl
11
Q
How was your meeting?
A
I gave them nothing
12
Q
Whats the resi team slogan
A
Money for nothing, chicks for free. Actually its the opposite of all of that
13
Q
Why dont you ever bring a girl to a function
A
They might know about each other
14
Q
What day is it
A
Today
15
Q
Where bryan
A
Heaven
16
Q
Did you buy her flowers
A
She sells flowers?
17
Q
Wheres harpo
A
In my heart
18
Q
Are you free on friday
A
Im worth at least a hundred dollars on any day
19
Q
What did you have for breakfast
A
Intermittent fasting
20
Q
Why you paying in cash?
A
Cause im dodgy
21
Q
Hows enoch
A
Whos enoch
22
Q
Are you happy
A
thinks. No im karl
23
Q
What are star trek fans known as?
A
Virgins?
24
Q
Do you feel the weight on your shoulders now that harpo is gone?
A
No…but i feel it around my waist
25
Are you lonely
No, i am karl
26
Whats a bond
My word
27
Whats the floor made out of?
Floor
28
Hows *wife*
Its relentless
29
How old are you
29…2 years ago
30
Where did you two meet
Rehab
31
What do you think about elevators
Its got its up and downs
32
Why did your date end early
I asked her what was she doing...for the rest of her life
33
Whats in paihia
Sin
34
Why are you laughing?
What are you the smile police
35
Do you surf
Only the web
36
Do you like your work
....
No....i dont get taken advantage of...
37
Do you use onenote?
No i use pen and paper
38
Amirite
Ya aint wrong...
39
Which university did you go to?
The university of wall street
40
Youre a senior engineer?
They just handing out titles to everybody
41
Is it three years for a couple to be defacto relationship?
Yes, but what happens if youre in a relationship with two people
42
How do you get to work?
Hot air balloon how about you?
43
Are you rich
Not yet
44
You excited
I alreaey got goosebumps
45
This should save me money
Sounds good mr krabs
46
Do you need anything from the architect?
Well i didnt want to mention it but my birthdays coming up
47
Would you live in greenlane?
If it doesnt have the work oaks in the name, im not interested
48
D0ing anything for the weekend?
Nobody has weekends around here
49
You going home?
Straight home. Aint passing no go. Aint collecting no $200
50
What is this? (Pointing to diagram on paper)
Ink
51
Whats your chinese name?
Yuan tang ping
52
Whats stopping you from achieving your dreams
... ... ...ethics...
53
Arent you cold
Most of the girls ive dated say no
54
Where are you going?
Hopefully heaven
55
What car do you drive?
Mark x. . Dairy owners fear me
56
Are you married
Not at this very moment
57
Where does arun live?
In the past
58
What did you need civil to fix?
At this point, probably bayonets
59
Did you just walk through the rain
Yes. Now i know what its like to chew 5 gum
60
Are you the team lead
Depends if you have a hard question
61
Are you chartered
No but ive got an attitude problem
62
Do you know why its called complications
Because its complicated?
63
Can we have the midfloor layout?
You cant handle the midfloor layout
64
Hows the cake taste
Its potable
65
What are the food options
Take it or leave it
66
What are you drinking karl
The koolaid apparently
67
Are you saying we arent cool
No im implying it
68
What is the slogan for tonkin and taylor
Yee haw
69
Want a lift
I dunno bro im pretty heavy
70
Do you need a receipt
No this is for me
71
Do you know the health and safety act 2015
Bro its 2023
72
Can you time me
Let me get my calender out
73
Whats this?
Its updog.
Whats updog?
Not much. How about you?
74
Whats your favourite band
Garmin fitbit 3
75
Can you talk real quick / can i have a quick chat
Noproblemicantalkfastas
76
How do you work up a sweat karl
Hear the word ird
77
How do you get your excitement
Revenge trading
78
Do you have a suit
Of armour??
79
Can you help me with this?
Whats in it for karl?
80
Are you coming?
Its double xp weekend
81
Whats yourfavourite line
Look at my pnl for 2023
82
Why do some people have high self esteem
They deleted instagram
83
Want to do something?
What do you think about robbing a bank
84
Can i ask about...
You can ask
85
You guys thought you can keep a good man down
Hows that relevant here
86
You all right?
Ill get back to you
87
Where do you live?
In the future
88
Whered you work?
Kainga ora 2077
89
Was this approved?
I believe in begging for forgiveness afterwards rather than asking for approval beforehand
90
What kind of trading do you do
Revenge trading
91
Do you have any health problems
Yea i do actually my heart. My doctor says its enlarged, like its too big
92
How did you learn to invest
Books. Investing for dummies and the complete idiots guide to stocks
93
Whats your trading strategy
Magic 8 ball
94
A ring should cost three months salary
I dont have a salary
95
Hi im looking for john peddleton
96
Did you get a haircut?
Na it just grew back into myself
97
Whats your love language
I think its money
98
Whats your favourite dinosaur
Thesaurus
99
Any other questions
Do you have the winning numbers for lotto this week
100
Where were you born?
First time china. Second time new york stock exchange
101
Isnt that something
That is definitely something
102
Are you going to france?
Why not? What have i got toulouse?
103
How would you do things differently
I wouldnt change a gawddamn thing
104
Whats the price of bitcoin?
0.05 million
105
How old are you
Old enough
106
Do you have bitcoin
Yes and its been going well. I just have one question about this stuff. What is a bitcoin
107
Hows retirement
Whos retirement
108
How did you get this gig
Nepotism
109
Can you be a contract engineer
Only if i get paid in cash
110
What pushed you to do it?
The invisible hand of the free market
111
Are you in any secret societies
Auckland property investors
112
What kind of car do you drive
Courtesy car
113
Have we met before?
No you must have met a different highly aloof, but also slightly funny guy
114
How is he so humble
Hes a warriors fan
115
Do you go clubbing
Does costco count
116
You know whats dead and never coming back?
Chivalry?
117
Do you have any serious medical conditions
I like spending time with damaged people
118
Are there many girls there?
Not physically
119
What do you do after work
What is after work?
120
What bank are you with
Bank of mum and dad
121
Whats your best pickup line
I have a weighted blanket that has improved my sleep by a statisitically significant amount..want to try it out
122
Want to come to the front?
Na i dont even know if im staying
123
Do you have a brother
Yea i got a printer at home
124
How do you take it (i.e. coffee)
Personally
125
What do you get up to in your spare time
Rollercoasters. People rollercoasters
126
How do you get downtown?
Well first you gotta meet the right person. Then you gotta say the right things
127
Anyone elses internet slow today
Lotto nz seems to load okay
128
You seen anyone from msc recently
Na i havent walked through the wine section of countdown in a while
129
How thick is it
As thieves
130
Whats there to see in napier
My rearview mirror as im speeding out of there
131
Who are you insured with?
Myself
132
What caused his blindness?
Greed
133
How do you make ai safe
Remove the power plug from the wall
134
Hoe do you take your coffee
For granted
135
What kind of steak do you eat
New world
136
What do you treat the flu
Money?
137
Do you like roller coasters
Physical ones yes. Emotional ones also yes
138
Do you like roller coasters
Physical ones yes. Emotional ones also yes
139
Is it an elite school
Elitist for sure
140
Is it an elite school
Elitist for sure
141
Why dont you get up early
And be up earlier than the servants?
142
Is he a good civil engineer
He knows his shit
143
Is he a good civil engineer
He knows his shit
144
What kind of cake do you like
Beef cake
145
What kind of ball sports do you play
Hardball
146
What do you weigh
The pros and cons of this conversation
147
Whered you go for your trip
Power
148
Whats the limit on this
The sky
149
How are you going from tokyo to soeul
Flattery
150
Was there a lot of biker gangs on the road today
I think the botanical gardens have their spring flowers open for viewing today
151
What are you trying to find
Peace
152
Whats your least favourite animal
Black swans
