Weird Comments Flashcards

1
Q

My uncles stepsons friends piano teachers dad

A

Thats funny cause my ex landlords sons piano teachers husband who had an uncle who said he met someone like that at the hospital

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2
Q

Dont get angry

A

Whos angry im just asking a question

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3
Q

Angry meeting between people finishes up

A

Ok. Good meeting

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4
Q

Ive been considering home birth

A

Oh i thought homes were built not born

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5
Q

Many criticisms one after the other on something

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…… but other than that its ok?

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6
Q

I saw bens mum

A

Did you say hi for me

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7
Q

Dont let the door hit you on the way out

A

Pretty the doors still swinging from the last guy who left

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8
Q

Karl you did something nice

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Yea ill write about it in my blog

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9
Q

Youre territorial

A

I was raised by wolves

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10
Q

Tell me this isnt whats happening

A

This is not whats happening

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11
Q

Person describing weird hobby

A

Didnt know you were a superfreak

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12
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Dont forget your bowtie tomorrow

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Can i just borrow yours

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13
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Very evil stuff

A

You doing ok over there satan?

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14
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He went bankrupt

A

What did he do, try and buy furniture?

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15
Q

Its 800

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I like it, but i dont $800 like it

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16
Q

Its all downhill from here

A

Definitely. Its been all downhill since we met

17
Q

Im broke at 80

A

Just start again

18
Q

He owes the bank a lot of money

A

Better hope the bank itself goes bankrupt before its due

19
Q

I cant tell you that

A

Classified info?

20
Q

I dont believe in premarital sex

A

It does exist though

21
Q

See im not crazy

A

Well not about this anyways

22
Q

I bent my rebar

A

With your mind?

23
Q

Shit happens

A

Did you take the shit?

24
Q

Why are you so quiet

A

Im listening to the voices in my head?

25
You look so serious
Im not serious youre just too relaxed
26
Inappropriate comments
Taurus is going offscript
27
I have a phd
You put the low ph in phd
28
We're out numbered
And out witted probably
29
Its time to turn on the charm
From like a 1/10 to 1.5/10?
30
Nobody ever died from hardwork
Yea but why take the chance
31
Im bi
So what lots of people are bilingual
32
This isnt star wars
Youre right this is too good for star wars
33
You dont talk much
Why use many word when few word do trick
34
You like playing devils advocate dont you
No i am the devil