Friendly Comments Flashcards by Karl Yuan

Ive quit my job

All good things must come to an end. And also your thing

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Thats my gib stopper

He seems like a nice unsecured creditor

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Eating at an expensive restaurant

Man this stuff aint cheap, what are we eating, dinosaur?

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Compliment from date

Date feedback noted

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Be frank

But im karl

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Watching reality tv

When does this get to the reality part…

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Crash here tonight karl

Na man im gonna crash on the road

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Karl you look miserable

Im not miserable, you just too happy

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Restaurant calling order number

Yea im just a number to my boss as well

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Shes a dentist

Well nobodys perfect

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You got a haircut

It just keeps on growing

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I came second

So first loser eh..

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I agree with her

Youre both crazy

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My fathers had heart bypass surgery

I wish i could bypass MY heart

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Dont forget to …

As if i could

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Nice professional comment

Thanks..that helps with my imposter syndrome

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Oh i think that options too expensive

This capitalism thing…i dunno if its for me…

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I want another kid

Oh good i dont like our current one either

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300 kpa bearing

Ok leonidas

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Thats a crappy car

I bet it requires 98

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I wanna live in russia

Ok edward snowden

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Architect says ko needs this by 3pm

Theyre bluffing

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Karl you were right

Usually those words are put in different sentences…?

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He had a second child

With the same lady?

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But im not a structural engineer

Some days i feel the same

Karl doesnt do much all day

Pay still comes in every two weeks

Happy birthday

Thanks, but why not happy everyday

Wsp is merging with aecom

Ramming two garbage trucks together dont get you a ferrari

Why are you nervous?

Because chemicals in my brain are telling me to be nervous

See you tomorrow

Not if i see you first

I got better things to do

No you dont

I would never do that to you

I would

Loud hollering

He hasnt changed one bit

Describing outrageous cost of something

Ill take 5

Talking about my personal life

Whats a guy gotta do to get some privacy around here

Its like watching paint dry

Staring dead ahead - sometimes paint can dry wrong and leave streaks

Am i too soow? Or just bad at this

Why not both

*technical talk*

Can you explain it to me in english

Karl can eat 5 of those

Thanks for your help

No worries. Some day and that day may never come i will call upon you to do a service for me

Im going to try waterskiing today

You got your will in place?

Hes going to try get in your head

I dont think theres much in here anyway

I cleaned it

Now it just looks regular dirty

Technical dry explanation of things

Is this guy fun at parties or what

*being shown a basic gadget with enthusiasm*

In 1960 they said we'd have flying cars by now. Instead we have *basic gadget*

They let my colleague go

So they fired him? Yes. But they kept YOU?

Its unbelieveable

Literally unbelieveable

Should be ok, 16 out of 17 times it went ok

What about the one time

Bitcoin is down

I just saw someone fall to their knees in paknsave

*unintentional rhyming*

Sounds good john keats

I went to an auction in papatoetoe

1 dollar reserve?

Hes pretty loaded

You mean hes shop at countdown loaded?

*being in a place with a lot of rocks*

This place rocks.

Youve lost weight

Yea i got rid of my deadweight team

Im 29 today

Hey youre in your prime

I need a structural engineer

And i need a friend. Maybe we can help each other

Youre a bit of a smart ass

My butt thanks you for the compliment

Kari did more drugs on the trip

I knew hes a person to take the high road

Youve lost weight

Yea its come off from my shoulders

Now we're even

As long as we're just counting this week :P

Ive been baptised

By fire?

I work at *consultancy*

How much are they paying you for your soul

Ill see you there

No ill see you there

Dont let work dictate your life

Guess all ive got left is my drinking then

Its a blessing in disguise

I wouldnt say theres any disguise

I have a migrane

From laughing too hard?

Im going crazy

Again?

Tourettes recoverees

Dont tell anyone

Not even the internet?

Married men live longer

Or it just seems longer...

I got a 8tb ssd

Just enough space for one image of your mom

Trust your feelings

Ok obi wan kenobi

Im going to kl

Kings landing?

Ive got two

In case you ever make a friend

Ive never had covid

That virus wanted nothing to do with you

Is that an expensive type of car

Yes. If you dont know how expensive cars are how do you decide on your friends

I like your shirt

So do i

You seem happier after a beer

Yea its a one cidered conversation yknow

Its not a race

Me and my fellow rats say otherwise

Its hot in here

Thanks

Ive got a lot of emails to deal with

So what youre saying is your outlook is bleak

That wont happen

Your words ring true but the heart wants

I got a sports tracking watch

Arent you supposed to wear it on your ankle

Im so sore

Im sore-y to hear that

You ever been to waitakere dam?

Yea it was dam good

What do you trade

My life for money

Theyre going to start charging for that app feature soon

Well. Its time to turn auto update off

It was miscounted

Who is miss counted

What kind of trader are you

Revenge

Its raining heavily

We can find two of every animal

I dont think this article is written by ai