I do lyrics

Question 1

D’you have…

Answer 1

D’you have diarrhoea, syphillis, gonorrhoea Yes I do, I do I do I do I do I do

Question 2

Chest pain…

Answer 2

Chest pain, cirrhosis, swollen legs, scoliosis Yes I do, I do I do I do I do I do

Question 3

So how about cancer …

Answer 3

So how about cancer, LVF, leprosy, Campylobacter, or just D’n’V

Question 4

So come on, now…

Answer 4

So come on, now let’s try it. Smallpox, piles, vaginitis Yes I do, I do I do I do I do I do

Question 5

So how about rabies…

Answer 5

So how about rabies, chicken pox, SVT Endocarditis or Massive PE

Question 6

So do you have arthritis….

Answer 6

So do you have arthritis, DVT, or colitis Yes I do, I do I do I do I do I do

Question 7

The Whole Song?

Answer 7

I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do (THE CONSULTANT’S SONG)

D’you have diarrhoea, syphilis, gonorrhoea

(Yes I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do)

Chest pain, cirrhosis, swollen legs, scoliosis

(Yes I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do)

So how about cancer, LVF, leprosy

Campylobacter, or just D&V

So come on, now let’s try it

Smallpox, piles, vaginitis

(Yes I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do) Instrumental…….

So how about rabies, chicken pox, SVT Endocarditis, or massive PE

So do you have arthritis, DVT, or colitis

(Yes I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do) Instrumental……..

D’you have diarrhoea, syphilis, gonorrhoea

(Yes I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do)

Chest pain, cirrhosis, swollen legs, scoliosis

(Yes I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do)