1
Q
(SHREK exits. DONKEY wanders further into the dragon’s keep.)
A
“Shrek! I heard a roar! Shrek! I am two seconds away from leaving you here! This place is creepy!” - Donkey
2
Q
“You don’t know the half of it.” - Knight 1
A
“Ahhhh!” - Donkey
3
Q
“Hey, it’s a new guy! We haven’t had a new guy in a couple years!” - Knight 2
A
“Shrek! Come Back! There are people with beards!” - Donkey
4
Q
“She gets really mad.” - Knight 4
A
“What are you talking about? Who are you people?” - Donkey
5
Q
“She keeps us around because we sing backup.” - Knight 1
A
“What?
(DONKEY turns around and comes face to face with the DRAGON.)
Dragon!? I’m outta here.”
