2 CARRION ONLY FIGHT

Question 1

Your attention please. Please do not leave personal belongings unattended. Any unattended items will be confiscated and investigated. Remember if you see something say something.

Answer 1

Hey, how’s it going? Anyone sitting here?

Question 2

Gate A13 now boarding for flight ZZ 793

Answer 2

What is with these weird, random numbers?

Question 3

I feel like I’ve been here forever?

Answer 3

I know. This place feels like Purgatory.

Question 4

Purgatory ain’t got nothin’ on this place. It’s run by trolls and ogres that couldn’t give two shits about how long we sit here. Just don’t fuck with their coffee breaks

Answer 4

Just don’t fuck with their coffee breaks. (they laugh) I know. I was lucky to get in. I thought I lost my driver’s license. I put it in the wrong pocket of my bag.

Question 5

Oh shit! Really? Lucky you found it. Where ya headed?

Answer 5

I’m meeting my family for vacation in San Diego. This is just a layover. How ‘bout you?

Question 6

Customer William Shatner please return to gate A 1701

Answer 6

Never heard of it. Where is that again?

Question 7

No one’s heard of it. It’s a tiny town at the bottom of a mountain in Arizona

Answer 7

Is it near Flagstaff? It’s beautiful over there.

Question 8

Closer to Sedona. Hey are those yours? I like your style

Answer 8

Thanks. They are vintage. Well, hand-me-downs really, but it sounds more impressive to say vintage

Question 9

That’s cool. It’s nice to keep things in the family. They have more meaning that way

Answer 9

Yeah, they have actually been in the family for a long time. This one was my great-uncle’s.

Question 10

That’s pretty cool. I am just getting started myself. I only have a few.

Answer 10

What’cha got?

Question 11

I have a couple of squirrels and a jack rabbit.

Answer 11

Nice! I am guessing the jack rabbit is from near Bailrock?

Question 12

Yup. My backyard actually

Answer 12

A few of these are imports, and this one is actually roadkill. You just never know what you’re going to be up against

Question 13

Alright everyone. We’re gonna have a nice clean fight. Watch the eyes. You may choose any two weapons you wish. Nothing larger than a badger. No beaver tails. Remember this is a two carrion only fight

Answer 13

Really!? That’s a crappy pun even for me. Where’s the rim shot?