SPECIAL FISHES PT 1

Question 1

Looks like we have a goldfish, male, age approximately six months.

Answer 1

Any signs of foul play?

Question 2

Not that I can see… Hold on a minute… (rolls goldfish over). My god. He’s been eaten!

Answer 2

I think I’m going to be sick! Who would do this? A damn cat?

Question 3

Bite marks are too small. I think this may have been a fish on fish crime

Answer 3

(pretends to throw up)