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Question 1

Mr. Bunny’s socialist ideals of friendship, sharing and fun are obsolete and immoral, and you are much better served learning about the wonders of self-realization.

Answer 1

But he was reading us our FAVORITE story!

Question 2

My Mom always talks about ‘sponsibility when she tells me to go clean my room

Answer 2

Yeah! That’s no FUN

Question 3

There are diagrams of how John’s Galt’s railroad relates to any number of subsidiaries and shell companies. It is fascinating. Now be quiet, your undisciplined minds cause my head to throb.

Answer 3

I don’t LIKE “Atlas Bugs”!

Question 4

ATLAS…SHRUGGED!! (Exasperated) Gah, there must be easier ways to teach today’s youth about the free market

Answer 4

The free market SUCKS

Question 5

What did you say??

Answer 5

You heard me! And your BOOK sucks

Question 6

Why, you little, uneducated…

Answer 6

Oh, please! Your polemics merely strive to enshrine the selfishness of the ruling class with some kind of skewed moral justification