NOT THAT WIRE

Question 1

I hate this.

Answer 1

You haven’t even given it a chance yet. You should…

Question 2

No, I don’t.

Answer 2

You don’t need to feel insecure. It’s just new.

Question 3

So are you going to tell me to “suck it up”?

Answer 3

No

Question 4

Well that’s obvious. You’re just allowed to be a fuck up, but I am not. I don’t even have the right equipment. How can I succeed with zero equity? (The Phantom comes in with a shoebox and wire cutter) Oh shit.

Answer 4

Are you sure you know what you’re doing?

Question 5

He’s only seen this on TV or Movies.

Answer 5

Great. We’re definitely gonna die

Question 6

TWO; Well, that’s true. We’re definitely going to die. Probably sooner now. CUTTER: Hey!

Answer 6

Someday. Some day we die. It’s inevitable

Question 7

I don’t want you to die. I don’t know what to do without…

Answer 7

I wouldn’t do that one

Question 8

what? why not? How do you know

Answer 8

I don’t. It just looked like you were about to cut it and it looked wrong

Question 9

This is your head game. Have I ever told you to “man up”?

Answer 9

Your father and I believe in you. Just… maybe… don’t cut that one.

Question 10

Mom! You’re pointing to a completely different wire.

Answer 10

One way or another something is going to happen.Something always does. Like that time when you hit that rock on your bike and flew through the back window of Mom’s [my?] car.

Question 11

Or when you hit your head doing a backflip off the diving board in Uncle Tom’s pool

Answer 11

Or when you thought you were going to be a pilot but went to clown college instead

Question 12

See! I fuck everything up

Answer 12

But only one of those was an actual decision you made and you’ve always been afraid of falling

Question 13

Seven… that’s a weird number

Answer 13

Five now