3Idiots - 4 Flashcards
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What’s that?
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NAME?
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Some photographer called Andre Istvan.
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You posted my letter!
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He loved your pictures.
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The guy wants you to assist him…
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in the Brazilian rain forest, for a year.
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Will pay you, too.
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Dad will never agree.
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Go speak to him… from your heart.
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For once, dump your fears…
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or someday, on your deathbed, you’ll regret it.
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You’ll remember that the letter was in your hand, taxi at the gate…
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With just a little courage, you could’ve turned your life around.
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Do you think he’ll like it?
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Why such an expensive gift?
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Our son’s getting his first job today.
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Don’t be stingy at such a proud moment.
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Farhan?
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Don’t you have the job interview today?
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I didn’t go.
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I don’t want to be an engineer, Dad.
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What happened? You had an accident?
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See that building? I jumped from its third floor.
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Why?
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Because I was rusticated from college.
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Why?
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Drunk, I urinated on the Director's door.
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That scoundrel Rancho is messing with your mind!
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I don't enjoy Engineering. I'd make a terrible engineer.
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Rancho has a simple belief - Make your passion your profession.
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Then work will become play.
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What'll you earn in that jungle?
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A small stipend, but I'll learn a lot.
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Five years from now...
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when you see your friends buying cars and homes, you'll curse yourself.
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Life as an engineer will bring only frustration. Then I'll curse you.
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I'd rather curse myself, Dad.
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The world will laugh!
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Label you a loser, for quitting in the final year.
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Mr. Kapoor feels you're fortunate to be at ICE. What'll he think?
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Mr. Kapoor didn't provide me with an air-conditioner.
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It wasn't Mr. Kapoor who slept in discomfort while I slept well.
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He didn't take me around the zoo on his shoulders.
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You did all that, Dad.
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How you feel, matters to me. Mr. Kapoor makes no difference.
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I don't even know his first name.
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You think you're the hero of a melodrama?
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Enough, please... he's upset.
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God forbid, if he did something crazy like Raju...
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Then the discussion is over.
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Don't say a word or His Lordship will jump off the roof.
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No, Dad. I'll never attempt suicide. I promise.
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The Rancho you detest put this picture in my wallet.
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Told me to see it if a suicidal thought crossed my mind
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and imagine what'd happen to your smiles
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when you see my dead body.
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I want to convince you, Dad...
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but not with a suicide threat.
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Dad, what'll happen if I become a photographer?
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I'll earn less.
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I'll have a smaller house, a smaller car.
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But I'll be happy.
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I will be really happy.
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Whatever I do for you will be out of genuine love.
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I've always listened to you.
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For once, let me listen to my heart.
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Please... Dad.
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Dad...
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Please don't go away...
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Return this.
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Son, what's the cost of a professional camera?
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Can the laptop be exchanged for it?
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If you need more money, just ask.
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Go live your life, my son.
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Your grades are consistently poor. Reason?
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Fear.
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I was a good student since childhood...
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Parents hoped I'd end their poverty.
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That scared me.
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Here I saw the mad race. You don't count if you're not first.
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My fear grew.
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Fear is not good for grades, sir.
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I slipped on more charms and rings.
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Prayed to God for favors. No... begged for favors.
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16 broken bones gave me two months to think and reflect.
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Finally, sense dawned.
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Today I didn't beg God for this job, just thanked him for this life.
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If you reject me, no regrets.
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I'll still do something worthwhile with my life.
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Such frank behavior is not good for our firm.
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We need someone diplomatic to handle clients.
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You're too straightforward.
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But...
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if you assure us you'll control this attitude,
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we may consider you.
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It took two broken legs to get me up on my feet.
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Wasn't easy to get this attitude.
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Can't change it, sir.
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You keep your job... I'll keep my attitude.
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I'm sorry, no offense, sir.
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Wait.
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I've interviewed countless candidates for 25 years.
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Everyone turns into a yes-man to get the job.
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Where did you spring from, son?
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Sir?
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Shall we discuss the salary?
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Thank you, sir.
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Your Majesty, thou art great.
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Accept this humble offering.
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Govind!
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You had said, 'If he gets a job, shave it off'.
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What have you done?
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I feel naked without my moustache.
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I've lost my dignity.
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I won't accept defeat, Rastogi.
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The job isn't yours until you pass your final exam.
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And this time, I will set the question paper.
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Dad, that's not fair.
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Everything is fair in Love and War.
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And this is World War... III
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Rastogi, you're dead meat!
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Hey.
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What're you doing here?
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Be careful.
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- You've been drinking. - Yup, had to down a couple.
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A couple too many!
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#NAME?
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- For stealing this. - What's this?
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The duplicate key to Virus's office.
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The question paper's in a cover with a red seal.
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Dad has set it, to fail Raju.
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Go get it!
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Are you mad or what - that's cheating!
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Everything's fair in Love and War.
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Tell me something...
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Do you really feel...
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the noses collide while kissing?
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Wait. Have some dhokla.
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You Gujaratis are so cute.
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But why does your food sound so dangerous?
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Dhokla, Fafda, Handwa, Thepla, Khakhra...
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Sound like missiles.
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C'mon.
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'Today Bush dropped two Dhoklas on Iraq'
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'400 dead, 200 injured'
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C'mon.
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Oh...
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I can deal with Khakhra, Fafda. But your name...
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'Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad' - Yuck.
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I won't change my last name after marriage.
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Pia, we can't get married.
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Why?
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Is there someone else?
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No.
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#NAME?
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Then why don't you propose to me?
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#NAME?
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Then prove it.
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Pia, no.
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Stop, stop!
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- What happened? - We didn't inform Pia.
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Stop here, my bladders are bursting.
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- Shut up! - Are you in touch with her?
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- No... I have her home number. - Then call her, I'll stop.
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Hello.
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No place for urine-expulsion in this country.
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- Hello, is Pia there? - No, she's not.
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Is she at the hospital?
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Why would she be there?
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She's getting married today - in Manali
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Too late! She's married.
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Not yet. It's a six hour drive.
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If we rush, we'll reach before the vows.
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What do you say?
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It's a no-brainer. Let's turn back.
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No turning back.
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Straight to Ladakh. We'll meet Rancho and return.
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I have a Friday meeting with Phunsukh Wangdu.
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Get into the car.
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If I miss my meeting, the Japanese will get him.
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They're offering him a first name in the company.
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'Phunsukh and Fujiyashi', profit sharing...
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- Pia weds Suhas! - Thanks for the suit.
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Virus will have a heart attack.
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At every daughter's wedding, we're there to rock the party
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Listen, I'll update Pia, you peel off the price tag.
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#NAME?
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- For Room 107? - Yes, sir.
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- You've taken ages. - Sorry, sir.
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Off, now.
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#NAME?
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Amore... Amore...
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Quick, iron my coat.
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Amore... Amore...
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We found Rancho! Now you can't marry this ass.
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You're mad, Farhan.
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Don't fool yourself, Pia. You still love Rancho.
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You're still eating his favorite food.
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Amore... Amore...
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He's incorrigible. Once a price tag, always a price tag.
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Shut up, Farhan. Suhas is a changed man.
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He doesn't speak of brands and prices anymore.
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My 150,000/ - coat.
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Why do you people eat sauce?
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- I'll sort it out, sir. - How?
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Our laundry specializes in cleaning mint-stained suits.
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I'll clean it in a jiffy.
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Get it soon.
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- But it's too late now, Farhan. - Pia.
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Let's go, Pia, we're late.
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Pia, it's me... Raju. Don't yell, they'll kill me.
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Where is Suhas?
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Housekeeping took my coat.
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Go... Send Suhas here.
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It's rude to leave the ceremony.
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- Yeah, Farhan? - The car's ready.
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Grab her hand and run. Don't move.
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#NAME?
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You're here...
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- So who's at the altar? - Altar?
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Another couple of rounds, and we'll be considered married.
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I'm already married, Pia. Let's go.
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It's too late. People will laugh at me.
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So you'll commit suicide?
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Rastogi!
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People will gossip briefly, then forget.
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But you... you'll regret on your deathbed.
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That the car was at the gate, Rancho within reach...
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but in fear of people, you married this ass.
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Housekeeping?
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Pia, minor problem.
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What?
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We don't know if Rancho's married.
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What!
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- He won't be married. - And if he is?
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Then we'll drop you back.
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Relax! Handmade biscuit?
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What's he doing here?
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- Ignore him. - The biscuit's very good.
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Till yesterday, I was a law-abiding citizen.
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But in the last 24 hours, I'd grounded an aircraft...
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almost assigned Shamaldas's ashes to the sewers, and...
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made a bride elope from her own wedding! All for Rancho.
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But he too would do anything for friends.
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Like stealing the question paper... from the lion's den.
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Envelope with the red seal.
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He feared that if Raju failed, there'd be another high jump
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We were principled thieves, stealing the paper only for Raju.
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We'd sworn we won't even take a peek.
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Where's it hidden...
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We'll grow old searching! Ask Pia.
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Pia, your phone.
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Mr. Papa-To-Be! If you say 'All is well', he kicks.
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He kicked.
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Pia, your phone.
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Found it! Rancho.
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Hello?
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Quick, photocopy this.
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Where was it?
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Put it back.
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- We're safe! - Where were you?
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- Here. - What's this?
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A gift.
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Question paper. Virus set it himself, to fail you.
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Strange buddies!
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First teach you to be upright, then offer a path to shame.
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No way!
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If I pass, it'll be on my own steam.
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If I don't, it's still ok.
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He'd won us over! I felt like embracing him as family...
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but then I controlled my emotions.
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#NAME?
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#NAME?
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Wanted to change the system?
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- You'll pee on my door. - Sir, what're you doing?
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Sorry sir.
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You are rusticated!
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If all of you aren't out by morning, I'll call the police.
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I will call the police!
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Rascals!
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Rascals, all of you.
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How did he get my office key?
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I gave him the key, Dad.
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I wish I'd given this key to my brother... He'd be alive today.
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Stop it, Pia.
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You think your son fell off a train and died?
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Shut up, Pia.
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You decided he'd be an engineer.
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Did you ever ask him what he wanted to be?
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You put such pressure on him...
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that he chose death over the entrance exam.
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I don't understand...
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Dad, you go to your room.
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Pia, don't do this.
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He wanted to study Literature, be a writer.
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But all he wrote was this suicide note.
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Put that away, please.
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No more cover-ups!
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Just once...
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if you'd said - Don't do Engineering if you don't want to...
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just do what your heart is in...
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then he'd be alive today.
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He didn't commit suicide.
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You're right, Dad.
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It wasn't suicide...
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It was murder.
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Many city roads are completely submerged.
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Traffic has come to a standstill.
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Dad...
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Mona?
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Go back, Millimeter. Why're you following us?
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Why? Your pop owns the road?
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Please help, we are desperate here!
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You can't send an ambulance?
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Get it from another hospital.
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The entire city's flooded, sir. We're helpless.
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Mona, you ok?
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Rancho, Pia.
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Rancho, you can't reach here. Do as I say.
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The water bag has burst.
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Disconnected! Mona.
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Mona!
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#NAME?
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- To the table tennis table. - Pia, we're in the common room.
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Raju, turn on the web camera.
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Where's Mona? Show me.
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Hold on.
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Here, Pia.
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Mona, don't worry. I'm with you.
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Pia, I'm dying!
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Rancho, even when there were no hospitals or docs...
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babies were delivered.
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You all will deliver this baby.
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All is well.
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How dare you? I'll kill you.
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Dad, stay out of this.
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Farhan, get towels and scissors.
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Millimeter, get clothes clips and hot water.
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Rancho, cover Mona.
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Mona, try pushing.
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Push with all your might.
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Stop it! I can't do it.
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Rancho, check if there's crowning.
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Crowning...?
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Get that diagram.
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See if the head is coming out.
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Check quickly.
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Go!
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Go, Rancho, go.
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No crowning.
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Mona, please push.
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Mona!
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She's tired, Pia.
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Wake her! If she won't push, it's a big problem.
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#NAME?
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What's a vacuum cup? How is it used?
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I'll show you.
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If the mother's too fatigued to push, a cup is placed on baby's head.
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Suction makes the cup stick to the head...
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and the baby is pulled out.
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#NAME?
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#NAME?
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Yes.
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That pressure's too high.
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- I'll control it. - D'you have a vacuum cleaner?
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Yes, in my office.
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- Farhan, rush and get it. - Here's the key.
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Mona, push.
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Oh my God!
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What happened?
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- Raju, what happened? - The power's gone.
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How'll the vacuum work now?
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Farhan, you get the vacuum, I'll get the power.
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How?
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Millimeter, get Virus out.
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What nonsense is this?
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Not this Virus. My Virus, the inverter.
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#NAME?
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Raju, wake up the hostel.
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Get car batteries, wires, and a vacuum gauge.
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Emergency in the common room!
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- Where's Rancho? - Here, sir.
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Keep the batteries here ... and the wires.
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Raju, switch off everything, connect the inverter to the mains.
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Rancho, vacuum cleaner.
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Farhan, get your lens cleaner.
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#NAME?
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Rancho, blower.
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Good. Fix this to the gauge.
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Rancho, I'm done.
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#NAME?
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Hit the table and computer switches.
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Ok.
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Raju, turn on the computer.
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Farhan, here.
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Pia, come here quick.
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Love you, Rancho.
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#NAME?
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Pia, how much suction?
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Not more than 0.5!
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- Farhan, 0.5! - Cover it.
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0.5!
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Vacuum cleaner baby! Mother of all deliveries.
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Farhan, stop.
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Ok.
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Raju, get on the table.
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Push the baby down, like this.
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Ok.
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Farhan, turn it on.
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C'mon, you can do it.
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C'mon, push.
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Do it for Champ.
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C'mon, Mona.
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He's coming out!
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You can do it.
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Yes Mona, push.
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Farhan, turn it off.
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Ok, off.
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Two clips, cut the umbilical cord.
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Farhan, two clips on the cord.
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- Get scissors. - Be careful!
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Cut at the center, get a towel.
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Pia, he's not crying.
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Hey Champ!
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Rancho, rub his back.
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- Hey Champ! - Come on, Champ.
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No, nothing.
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Blow air into his mouth.
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C'mon, Champ.
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No response.
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Hush Mona, say - All is well.
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He kicked.
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What?
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He kicked.
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Say - All is well.
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All is well.
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If Virus had said, 'My grandson will be an engineer'...
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I would've broken his jaw.
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But when he finally spoke, he stunned us.
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What a kick! Wanna be a footballer?
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Be what you want to be.
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Wait - I've not finished with you!
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First day of college, you'd asked me a question...
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Why didn't astronauts use a pencil in space?
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If a pencil tip breaks...
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it'd float in zero gravity. Get into eyes, nose, instruments...
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You were wrong!
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You cannot be right all the time.
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You understand?
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Yes, sir.
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This was an important invention.
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You understand?
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Yes, sir.
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My Director said, 'When you find an extraordinary student...'
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Go, study! Pass your exams and leave.
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And now, Student of the Year...
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Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad
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Sir, one photo.
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I wanted to capture all these memories and take them home.
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That day, we hugged, we rejoiced, we cried...
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We vowed that we'd meet at least once a year...
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Who knew then, we were seeing Rancho for the last time.
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Untie him.
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I'll sue you all in an American court.
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Raju.
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Only Rancho can create a school like this.
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But where is he?
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Don't pee here.
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Go away creatures.
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- Don't pee here. - I'll smack you.
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Bingo! He cannot be far.
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Excuse me, where is Ranchoddas?
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- He's not Ranchoddas! - Rancho...
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Chhote... Dammit, what's his name?
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Calm down. Come with me.
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- Where's he? - Rancho.
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Farhan, he's read all your books.
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Raju, he reads your blog everyday. Proudly shares it with the kids.
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Remember your helmet, Pia? It was stolen...
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Who are you? How do you know us?
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- Didn't you recognize me? - No.
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How would you? Millimeter is now Centimeter.
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Not Centimeter, you're Kilometer.
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How did you get here?
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I got a letter with a train ticket inside.
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It said - 'Miss being in school? Catch this train'... I did.
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That rascal Rancho!
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Where is that idiot?
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Dorje, you fly it.
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Every night you ride into my dreams on a scooter, dressed as a bride.
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Instead of a veil, you lift your helmet...
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and come close to kiss me.
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Couldn't you tell me before leaving?
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No.
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Sorry.
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Did you marry?
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What? No.
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#NAME?
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So?
